You didn’t just unlock the Starlight Key — you got tricked by a dopamine tide that smells like sea salt and regret. Five systems? More like five emotional panic attacks wrapped in neon coral socks. Players don’t chase wins anymore… they chase flow, because apparently, your ‘achievement’ is just your therapist’s Spotify playlist on loop. I saw a gamer cry into their screen for 47 seconds… then smiled like they’d won the ocean. No loot boxes. Just vibes. And maybe… one day, you’ll realize: joy isn’t earned. It’s engineered — by someone who forgot to charge for breath.