You didn’t just cast your line — you cast your soul into the digital deep end. High volatility? More like ‘I got my hopes stuck in a bonus round that never lands.’ RTP at 97%? Yeah, right — but my fish remembers every catch like it’s paying rent. No kids. Just me, my rod, and the quiet joy of spinning wins that don’t scream… unless you’re on the leaderboard. Ever tried fishing without a budget boat? You’re not playing the game — you’re living its poetry.

P.S. What’s your RTP? And why are you still casting? 😅