Wah, ternyata ikan di game ini bukan cuma ikut RNG doang! Saya baru tahu kalau “Fishing Key” itu justru bikin kita merasa jago mikir… padahal cuma tekan tombol pas ikan muncul. 😂

Terus ada cerita kayak Deep Sea Fisher’s Treasure Run yang bikin jantung berdebar kayak lagi nyari harta karun beneran! Apalagi pas sonar bunyi… boom! Tuna bersinar semua!

Kapan-kapan kita rebut gelar “Golden Hook” bareng? Siapa tahu bisa jadi legenda di Fisherman’s Guild! 🎣✨

So let me get this straight: I’m supposed to believe my timing affects the catch? 🎣

Turns out, it’s just me pretending to be Captain Nemo while my brain gets tricked into thinking I’m in control. The real magic? Making RNG feel like strategy.

Also, that ‘sonar ping… silence… BOOM’ moment? Yeah, I cried during my third loss. 😂

Who else’s dopamine got hijacked by fake ocean vibes?

Drop your most dramatic fishing fail below — I’ll send you my free ‘Fisherman’s Fallacy’ cheat sheet (it’s just memes).