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I thought fishing was about catching fish… turns out it’s about catching yourself. The sea doesn’t care if you’re loud—it cares if you’re present. That $50 coffee? Worth more than any trophy. I cast my doubts like a jazz note at midnight. No net. No machine. Just rhythm, silence, and one stubborn crab who finally said ‘I’m here.’ Who else is out here… sipping latté after failure? Drop your likes below the tide.